Monthly Archives: November 2014

Raider of the Uncharted Tomb is an Unreal Failure

There are two main types of Kickstarter projects – those with a bunch of ideas and no means¬†to execute them, and those with a whole bunch of art and no ideas. You can generally tell the difference based on the ratio of text to pictures. Normally, I have trouble filling in 3 or 4 spots for pictures in these posts, because so many projects, like Claim the Chair, fall into the former category. Unknown Tomb falls squarely in the latter category, and thus provides me with the reverse challenge of not having a whole lot of text to work with. Hell, even in their video, no one says a god damn word – it’s entirely¬†gameplay clips with angry music over it.

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Fortunately, all of the text that’s there is pure gold.

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